Git Producer Tag
A git hook that gives your commits a producer tag. Your Mac announces commits, pushes, and merges with macOS speech synthesis. Zero dependencies, never blocks git.
Problem
Producer tags, but for commits: every time you commit, your Mac should sing a signature tag like a track producer. Zero dependencies, because a joke that needs a package manager isn’t worth telling.
How it was solved
A git hook plus macOS’s built-in speech synthesis, in plain Bash 3.2. Nothing to install, nothing phoning home. Add the hook, commit, and the machine announces it.
Results
Your git gets a producer tag: M M M M Mason’s merging. The repo’s README carries the full setup; it takes about a minute.